Anonymous asked: 10. PK/Carey
"She’s so cute," PK says, touching her nose with his finger and grinning up at Carey when she grabs hold of his finger.
"Where did she come from?" Carey asks, as though he wasn’t the one who answered the door to an actual fucking basket with a baby inside on the doorstep.
"Not so loud, Carey," PK says, holding her a little closer against his chest. "She looks about ready to drop off."
"We need to call someone!" Carey whispers. "You can’t just keep a baby!"
"Nah," PK says, rocking her in his arms. "But it won’t kill me to treat her good right now."
"You’re not keeping her," Carey says, pulling out his phone. She’s adorable though, so, so cute.
jamwingles asked: PK/CAREY SECRETLY A VIRGIN
(I wrote this into It’s Complicated, sort of! Okay, understanding that this is INCREDIBLY unlikely:)
Carey wants to bang PK so, so much (he’s going to go blind he’s jerking off so much thinking about fucking PK or PK’s wide, smiling mouth on his cock) but he’s never been with a guy before. He knows PK’s been around, has seen him with the rookies and the guys he played with in Junior and all that, so he’s sort of determined not to embarrass himself.
He gets toys and buys lube and practices on himself a LOT, stretched out on his bed and jerking his cock while fucking himself with a dildo and thinking about PK doing this to him, soon, when he’s ready. And once he’s good, once he feels like he could do fucking porn he’s so good at opening himself up, he hits on PK.
And he’s surprised by how slow PK wants to take things, but not unhappy. He doesn’t want to be like all those other dudes that PK hits and quits, he wants PK to stick around. Except then, after they’ve been out a couple of times, they’re making out on Carey’s couch and PK’s like “I umm, I really wanna do this, but I don’t really know how to-“
And then goes on to explain that he’s an oral only kind of dude, cause he’s always been just that worried about knocking someone up and hasn’t ever been with a guy before.
At the age of thirteen, Chopra moved to the United States to live with her Aunt, attending schools in Newton, Massachusetts and Cedar Rapids, Iowa, during which time she observed that there were vast culture differences between India and the United States.
this is the best
Anonymous asked: What's up with you and the sterek fandom? Not asking as a sterek fan, just curious. You don't have to answer if you don't want to.
because it’s teen wolf? because i’m tired of every fandom ever being hijacked by this one fucking pairing? because it’s an adult man who demonstrates gross behavior towards a teenage boy and that’s romanticized constantly? because the fandom takes a relationship that isn’t even that important to the main plot and focuses on it to the point where it eclipses all other things? because canon moc characters who are actually gay are sidelined for white boys who are teased to be bisexual (but never actually confirmed as such in-text)? because the fandom directs vitriol and hatred towards a poc actor for a legitimate comment — an actor who already is mistreated by his show runner? (because jeff davis is a bag of dicks who couldn’t plot his way out of a paper bag?) because the fandom insists on calling the slightest chance of two white dicks touching a sure sign of representation when it so clearly isn’t? because the portmanteau sounds like a fucking std?
Pick a trope from this list and provide a fandom/pairing and I’ll tell you something about the story I’d write for that combination (i.e. write a snippet from the story or write not!fic or tell you the title and summary for the story I would write)
- pretending to be married/fake dating
- high school/college AU
- handcuffed together
- next-door neighbors AU
- secretly a virgin
- be careful what you wish for
- accidental baby acquisition
- truth or dare
- sharing a bed
- road trip
- groundhog’s day/time travel
- curtain fic/domestic fic
"Talk about that a little bit how im assuming excited you guys are to get back to the normal routine”
March 1, 2014: Johnny Oduya helps Corey Crawford snap his helmet strap back on, like the wonderful teammate he is ｡◕‿◕｡
I SCREAMED AND UPSET ABBY BECAUSE I WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS HAPPENING!